A Funny Little Poem About Money
My budget isn’t a circus —Coins don’t flip or fly.They don’t vanish when I need them most,just wink as they pass by. My savings plan’s a superhero(when it actually shows up),But my impulse buys? Not villains —Just cozy cocoa chocolate cups. Receipts hide like my keys,Subscriptions multiply like bees,And every time I check my balanceIt…
By Thrifty Thora
August 8, 2026
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My budget isn’t a circus —
Coins don’t flip or fly.
They don’t vanish when I need them most,
just wink as they pass by.
My savings plan’s a superhero
(when it actually shows up),
But my impulse buys? Not villains —
Just cozy cocoa chocolate cups.
Receipts hide like my keys,
Subscriptions multiply like bees,
And every time I check my balance
It whispers, “Girl… please.”
Yet somehow through the chaos,
I laugh and keep it sunny —
because life feels way less stressful
when you joke about your money.
Written By
Thrifty Thora
Pharmacist, MBA, former sprinkler-pipe hauler. Put three people through college with zero debt, paid off the house, and now writes down the unglamorous parts so you don’t have to learn them at 24% interest.
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